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Coffee!!!

I always think about this skit from Comedy Bang Bang when I drink coffee in the morning, so I made this Original clip with Michael Cera:

Yoohoo cans, bottles, box type

Yoohoo cans, bottles, box type

Yoohoo is great in all its form. It’s a great treat when you can find, that chocolatey low-fat goodness norm. The types of things that surpass their kind. Like an idiot savant giving into porn.

Prophet

Prophet

I don’t really know anything about Prophet. But this seems like something I’d be into, based solely on the cover. Look at this guy. He’s got to be interesting. I will update you when I’ve actually read it. [UPDATE: This is really good so far…

fried chicken for you all

Fried Chicken is one helluva drug!

Have you ever been inside of a Shopper’s Food Warehouse? You would remember the horrible yellow, red and black color scheme that turns over in your being and gives you the opposite of an appetite. However, my appetite for life was satisfied on one particular day many months ago when I witnessed something both horrific and enlightening; A man stealing a single fried chicken breast from the Shopper’s Food Warehouse Hot Food Bar.